New details are now available concerning yesterday's Key Lime Pie disaster at The Bakery on Main Street in Babyland. Contrary to popular belief, Baby Trudy did not instigate the attack on unsuspecting mean babies dining at the next table. It was, in fact, a mean baby who stuck her tongue out at Baby Judith who was dining with Trudy and their nurse Elise. Evidently, Baby Judith was struck dumb at the obvious insult to her honor by this mean baby who goes by the name Luanne. Baby Trudy realized immediately that the appropriate response would be up to her. She grabbed a Key Lime pie from the bakery counter and hurled it at Luanne. Trudy has not been reached for comment yet, but our experts agreee that this action probably stemmed from the fact that babies lack impulse control.
As our readership has probably surmized, Luanne quickly retaliated with a Bannana Cream Pie. Which was followed by a volley of pies from unknown assailants throughout the bakery. The baker has declined to comment, pending negotiations with Trudy's attorney, Horowitz.
Mean baby Luanne has chosen to represent herself. (Our investigations have revealed that Babies Trudy and Judith have had Horowitz on retainer for the last year, during which they have allegedly been involved in several food, water balloon and non-verbal insult incidents.) As yet, charges have not been filed.
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